I've led a scurrilous and fascinating life, as far as anyone knows.
You don't see a dress like that every day, and it killed me to bury it with her.
Bunnies, puppies, kitties, fishies, onion dip, salsa, fondue.
"And this one," said the mortician, "I use for spare parts."
The company's stock plummeted from the 12th floor in the shape of the CEO's mistress.
They said I'd be late for my own funeral, but actually I was late coming back.
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